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rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

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majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

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High-res Notes: 65605 5/31/13 — 2:21am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZS_X0xmEnZbP

This one time in middle school during class, a lot of the kids were throwing things around at each other like paper planes nd shit. The teacher was then like “if I see one more thing in the air I’m going to take it away from you!” and a guy was like “what about pencils” and my friend was like “what about birds”
And I laughed for hours.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 5/27/13 — 3:29am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZS_X0xlxEIpv Filed under: #it was funny ok  #lol  #please lol  #funny  #school 
moltres: i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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i go through my news feed too fast i need to follow more people

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 5/27/13 — 2:02am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZS_X0xlw-VJJ Filed under: #lol  #its true 

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

so this is why we learnt to use those in school

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Notes: 46451 5/22/13 — 9:42pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZS_X0xlcjp8Q
animetimsutton: vaspim: If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.” palms are sweatyknees weak, arms are heavyit’s fallen out of my hands alreadymom’s spaghetti

animetimsutton:

vaspim:

If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”

palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
mom’s spaghetti

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do you ever just look at someone an think “wow they look like they would fucking bitch”

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 5/6/13 — 11:01pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZS_X0xkP-BrR Filed under: #i do  #lol  #im so judgemental  #fuck it  #its true 

i wish amanda bynes and lyndsay lohan would get their shit together

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do you ever just feel so alone, like you have no one there but yourself and you just want to cry you feel so lonely?

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 5/5/13 — 12:22am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZS_X0xkFal9w Filed under: #thats how i feel right now  #feelings  #fuck em  #sad